![]() Hank: John: You keep going with whatever hare-brained scheme you believe in, because, like, you have this intense amount of - I'm gonna say this as generously as I can- self belief. John : Yeah, I mean, one of the great things about you, Hank, is that, while you do thrive off of external validation, you don't need it. No one has ever told me that they like it. I mean, I have never ever received a single piece of positive feedback on the dad joke segment. Hank: John: And so, in every episode of the podcast, because your jokes are so barely jokes, Braxton has been thinking that this is a real thing that you've really been doing, 'cause he didn't recognize that it was a joke and he keeps waiting for the payoff so he's like, why-why did they stop talking about Hank hiking? Hank: John: It doesn't- why did they start with the Hank hiking and then just abandoned it completely? Hank: They just moved right along. ![]() John: And he doesn't know that there's an opening bit where you tell an- like, the longest most tortured joke possible for the least money punchline you can deliver. Hank: John: Our- So our cousin Braxton started listening to the podcast, he sent us a great email- because he's not familiar with the opening bit, right? Hank: Yeah John: Like, he's a new listener, Hank: uh huh. Hank: Zombie by the Cranberries, and Without Me, from Eminem, John: Mmhmm Hank: I call it my trail mix. Hank: No, uh, nope, I've been listening to just three songs over and over again- the theme song from Peanuts TV show John: Uh-huh. John: Yeah? Hank: Does that sound like a good idea to you? John: It sounds like a reasonable idea if you want to drown out the natural sounds of birdsong and joy and nature. It's been beautiful here! And so I've decided that I would make a mix for me to listen to while I'm going on my hikes. A little hot, but like, it's, you know, it's been cooling off too. John: Yeah? Hank: I love it, I love getting out there in nature. ![]() John, I've been going on a lot of hikes lately. Hank: It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. Hank: Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John! John: Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
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